Zoom Out

Hey look, there behind that tree. Is that Gucki?

That’s Gucki alright. What’s Gucki up to? He seems to be back at the beach. Good for Gucki. I hunger for more knowledge, so let’s zoom out. Zooming out is a pathway to knowledge:

Yep, Gucki’s at the beach alright. And all by himself! How’d Gucki get to the coast all alone? He doesn’t have a driver’s license because he’s eight inches tall. Is he in Florida? Zoom out again:

Yes. Looks like a nice quiet day in Fort Lauderdale. I hope Gucki had a nice time on his summer vacation. To confirm Gucki had a nice time, let’s zoom out some more:

It definitely seems Gucki is having a nice time, the way he is swaying in the wind. But this is an odd vantage point. What we’re missing now is context. Gucki is a creature of context. He demands it. For that reason and that reason alone, zoom out:

Ahh, the webcam. Of course! Gucki is on the webcam. That’s relatively novel for Gucki, but it makes sense all the same. Gucki is on the webcam because, as I’ve long suspected, Gucki is a ham. I’m more convinced than ever that if there’s a camera around, Gucki will try to get in front of it.

I’m not sure we can zoom out anymore, but let’s try:

Hm, that doesn’t seem like a zoom out to me. That looks like a zoom in. But I was assured that the professional zoom out software Gucki sold me always zoomed out. What the hell am I paying him for? I can’t

Oh, hang on. Gucki says he just sent me a diagram to help me understand that latest zoom out. Let’s see what it says.

Well, it seems Gucki is cosmic. Great. Zoom out?

Wow. Proof of extraterrestrial life. Friends, I wouldn’t believe these images if they weren’t coming straight from Gucki. But according to the Gucki Code, Gucki never falsifies an image.

It seems weird to me that space has the watermark for Premiere Hotel, but who am I to question the cosmos?