How To
Sometimes it’s good to know how to do something. For instance, read this article here. You’ll be glad you did:
How To Fit Your Monkey Into The Nostalgia Cube
It’ll be easy once you follow these steps!
1. Knowledge
We all know that having a monkey can be like this:
What the heck!
2. Preparation
Ask your monkey to get out of the bath tub. They should follow your orders.
3. Desire
For this to work, you’re gonna need to want waffles.
4. Squeeze ‘em On In
Shouldn’t be any trouble.
Now your monkey will reflect upon the past.
5. Examine The Situation From All Angles
You can save a waffle for your monkey if it feels correct to do so.
6. Your Monkey, Newly Awash With Nostalgia, Seeks Approval From Mr. Breakfast
This is the most important part.
Hooray!







