Calling In Sick
Hi. I planned to post something else today, but I’ve been sick with a gnarly head cold and haven’t felt like working on it. I’ll be fine, but I couldn’t muster the energy to do good work on the blog and I didn’t want to phone it in. So instead I’ll phone this in:
My Phone, Phoned In
I have an iPhone SE. La la la La la La la la la My phone is a piece of shit. La la La la The screen is all cracked and the screen protector is all cracked. La la la la la. I have packing tape on the back of my phone so it doesn't cut my hands. Ha ha La la Bum bum bum My phone case is good. It's better than my phone. My phone case has bread on it. Bread on a truck. Bread on a truck on my phone case on my shitty old phone. Babababababababa Nananananananana Babababababababa Fafafafafafafafafafafa I bought my phone when everyone at the Verizon Store was still wearing face masks. La la la I didn't buy the case then. The Verizon Store doesn't sell cases with trucks with bread on them on them. Nobody does. You have to request it. Bingo bango A covid phone shouldn't be that old when you think about it. I was at an antique store and they had a dinosaur phone. That phone was almost as old as me. Hee hee hee Dinosaurs are older than me. Dino phone? Reasonably old. Much older than my iPhone SE, but my iPhone SE is old. The dino phone felt cool. Ca ca ca ca ca ca ca ca My phone never felt cool. Te te te te te te te te te te Planned obsolescence would be cool if you could initiate it for stupid things. DIng ding, ding ding Planned obsolescence for the cold I have. Planned obsolescence for the annoying parts of my job. Planned obsolescence for this blog post. Tink tink tink Planned obsolescence for a phone is boring! Ring ring. Who's there? It's the bad Substack police. Wee woo wee woo They're telling me to stop phoning it in or i'll go to bad Substack jail. La la La la La la la I don't want to try harder right now. I also don't want to go to bad Substack jail. I will stop blogging and look at my phone.
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